My bro XD

my bro XD this is how we spend Sunday nights

friendship XD

pockypirate:

The best bros inspire you to write horrible pirate porn via text message. <3

BROS FOR LIFE ♥

pockypirate:

Oh dear lawdy, the things that come out of my brain when I’m trying to fall asleep. D=

NEVER SLEEP AGAIN BRO.

the-laughingcity:

rennertastic:

thewriterinthebatcave:

littlemaddymoo:

pepsie:

scuttlepig:

The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen.
“P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.”
Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?”
The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.
She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.
“But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device.
“And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.”
“How did y-you know that?” she stammered.
“…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”

the fuck just happened

 #114 words and still a better read than 50 shades of grey

Fifty Shades Of Battery Charging

omfg i aM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE

dEAD

I FUcKINg DIEd

pockypirate:

“Ooh. It burns you to come so close. To have the Tesseract, to have syrup, unlimited syrup. And for what? A warm plate of pancakes for all mankind to share, and then to be reminded what real breakfast is?”

I love my bro XD

and this is why Brolliam and I are best friends and hetero soulmates

because its 3 something am and I can’t stop laughing at Brolliam losing her shit over teen wolf

my friend hasn’t been catching up on teen wolf, so I sent her a weeping angel.

pockypirate:

START KNEELING, START KNEELING,
YOU DON’T WANNA THINK ANYMORE
LOST YOUR HEAD AND YOUR HEART TO MY SCEPTER

…Why does my brain go to these places?

I don’t even know bro XD